A Note of Thanks

Dear Jtrevor at sky dot com of the Benin Republic,

Thank you for your recent inquiry (shown below) into my finances and your offer to send me my overdue award and inheritance fund with a $850,000 loaded ATM card which will work at 900,000 ATM centers worldwide.  I don’t know how I could have been so lucky to come under your auspicious glance. I will have to pass on your most advantageous offer as I live an austere life and prefer to remain less wealthy than you wish me to be.  However, your email has been forwarded to phishing-report at us-cert dot gov so they may find someone interested in your amazing offer.

Intercontinental Bank
Cotonou, Benin Republic
Attention Dear Beneficiary,
We are hereby officially notifying you about the present arrangement to pay you, your over due award, contract and inheritance fund through (ATM CARD) this arrangement was Initiated/constituted by the World Bank due to fraudulent activities going on within the African Region. The World Bank introduced this payment arrangement as to enable all beneficiary to receive their funds without any interference, this ATM CARD are powered by GOLD CARD WORLDWIDE.
Please note that what we will be sending to you is an Intercontinental Bank Master Card which is accepted at over 900,000 ATM Centers in over 210 Countries World Wide, this Intercontinental Bank Master Card will be loaded with a total sum of $850.000.00 USD (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS) which is the total amount due to you for payment now and after this one is cle ared another will be paid in until your total funds and completely paid out.
In line with the withdrawal procedure of this ATM MASTER CARD, you are only allowed a daily withdrawal of not more than US$10.000.00 until all the funds are exhausted. The package shall be delivered to you and the delivery shall be done by FED EX COURIER SERVICE and the charges associated with the delivery are $119.92 and will be paid upfront to enable the processing of your ATM Card delivery. The package is coming from Cotonou Benin Republic and therefore the fee must be paid to Benin to the courier company. In View of this, you are advised to contact the Director (IBB, IRD, and ATM) Dr. Chris Brunelle for further information with the following contact.
Contact Person: Dr. Chris Brunelle
Email <atmcustomercareunit@o2.pl>
Director Foreign Remittance Dept,
Intercontinental Bank Plc
Benin Republic
Phone: +229 9869 6298
Reconfirm the following information to him for Security reason
(1).Full Name………………
(2).Phone And Fax Number…….
(3).Your Current Address…….
(4).Age And Occupation………
The one hundred and nineteen U.S Dollar and Ninety-Two Cent is the last and only fee associated to this delivery of your package, so we urge you to Cooperate as instructed and receive your package.
Best regards,
John Trevor
Secretary Intercontinental Bank Plc
Benin Republic

About Charlene

A knitting, quilting, crocheting, writing, progressive with a love of rescue animals, off-leash dog parks and a desire to improve my photography.
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2 Responses to A Note of Thanks

  1. Dawn Gordon says:

    This was pretty brazen!! Just wonder how many checks for $119.02 these characters expect to receive for their very generous and benevolent offer? Very clever response Charlene.

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  2. charlene says:

    Thanks. I wrote it when I finally stopped laughing.

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